Hate winter? Yeah, so do I.
We print all of our labels in-house, and on one particularly ass-freezing day, I made some amazingly fragranced soap and the other gals asked what I was going to call it. I snidely popped off, “How about Winter is BULLSHIT?!” They took me at my word and created the labels. It has become a fan favorite, and now by popular demand, it is online for the first time. We don’t always have this in stock…only when it is really nasty out…so get it while you can! The fragrance is a little like a frosty evergreen. It smells great!
If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.
If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!
Ingredients: Olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil, shea butter, hemp, sweet almond & rice bran oils, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe juice, mica, fragrance
Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.
Please allow 1-3 days for processing and shipment.