Have a buddy with a new big truck? Jab him a bit about overcompensation with this sentiment he can also clean up with. Sweet Truck, My Condolences to your Penis is scented with a light masculine combination of tonka bean and oud.
If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.
If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!
Ingredients: Olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil, shea butter, sweet almond & rice bran oils, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe liquid, color, fragrance
Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.
Please allow 3-5 days for production and shipment.