Dragging Main, Broken Curfews,
and Bottom-shelf Wine
I’m guessing that many of y’all out there have experienced the thrill of sitting on a tailgate in a field or under the stadium seats with our favorite youthful bottom-shelf wine. This one is for y’all, my friends who joined me on the Kansas backroads…bottoms up. This is my 100% coconut base oil formula, which means that 25% of this bar is straight coconut oil which remains on your skin for a rich, moisturizing experience. The strawberry guava fragrance and black Himalayan sea salt “seeds” round this formula out to its full-bodied potential.
If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.
If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!
Ingredients: Coconut oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe liquid, color, fragrance
Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.
Please allow 3-5 days for production and shipment.