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Perhaps none of the holidays this time of year quite fit your bill. Or maybe you just need to add one more to your usual lineup. In either case, join us on December 23 in celebrating Festivus, the annual holiday which allows you to air your grievances with gusto. Give thanks this November, then take it all back and eliminate any elephants in the room before Christmas dinner; you’ll be amazed at how cathartic clearing the air can be, and giving a bar of this amazing soap to your loved ones will remind them of your Festivus contribution for weeks after. The unisex fragrance is a fantastic slightly dark blend of amber and musk.

If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.

If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!

Ingredients: Olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil, shea butter, hemp, sweet almond & rice bran oils, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe juice, mica, fragrance

Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.

Please allow 1-3 days for processing and shipment.