Straight Outta Fucks to Give…need we say more?
This is a fantastic gift for yourself or anyone else who is just flat out of fucks this season. The musk fragrance tempers the rose and lilac florals enough to rein it into the unisex category. Neither too floral nor too musky, but the perfect combination of the two makes this a top pick for anyone. Just for the irony of the fuckless, the top is sprinkled with happy little seeds, flowers, and a bit of glitter.
If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.
If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!
Ingredients: Olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil, shea butter, sweet almond & rice bran oils, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe liquid, titanium dioxide, fragrance
Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.
Please allow 3-5 days for production and shipment.