Description

As your mood vacillates between joyous exuberance and rabid hostility this season, you can alert your loved ones in advance. If you smell like the sweet fragrance of vanilla mint, they’ll know you are Jolly as Hell today; if however, you radiate the darker tones of Lemongrass Sage, they’ll be forewarned that you are Grinchy as Fuck! Or give a set to any of your bipolar friends as a gift. You’ll get one bar of each. If you know that you’ll only be Jolly or Grinchy through the duration of the holidays, these can be found separately in other listings.

If you have never used our soap before, it is handy to know that I worked for over a year on this recipe that generates a rich, bubbly, moisturizing lather without making you feel oily or slimy at the end of your shower. I use hot process, which means that it is cooked before the soap is molded, and each batch goes through two PH tests to ensure that it is just right before it ever leaves the pot. This is the process used by Great, Great Grannies through the ages.

If you love the soap but don’t care for our slightly foul-mouthed humor or you’d just like to add your own label, we do sell full, unlabeled loaves of most of our soap. Please check our other listings!

Ingredients: Olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil, shea butter, sweet almond & rice bran oils, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), aloe juice, mica, fragrance

Please note that images are for reference only. All soaps are handcrafted so please allow for color variations.

Please allow 1-3 days for processing and shipment.